Zara Muskurade-01
by
Rehan Kausar
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Singer:Ye daulat b lelo
ye shohrat b lelo
ye daulat b lelo
ye shohrat b lelo
Sardar:ye bechara bahut pareshan hai
iski aurat b lelo
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SiRF
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Tang krna tha
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Dost Ko Judai Se Na Divide Karna.
Dosti Ko Muzbuti Se Multiply Karna..
Agar
Samajte Ho Hume Dost Apna..
To
Ek Pyara SMS Reply Jarur Karna
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Student dost se"aj kuch khatarnaak kaam karne ka mann ho raha hae ,jo pahele kabhi ham ne na kiya"
dost" to phir chalo thoda padh lete he"
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Uski Ankho Me Lagta Tha Ke Pyar Ka Nasha Hai..
Wo To Baad Me Pata Chala Kambakht Charas Peeti Thi..!!
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I hav lot of jokes in my inbox,
but I cant send u all,
It will take lot of time,
So I m sending u just 1 joke..
"u r brilliant"
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Teacher: Bachcho,Yeh Kitab Kiski Hai?
Pappu: Sir,Kagaj Ki?
Teacher: Yeh To Muje Bhi Pata Hai.
Pappu: Agar pata hai to Fir Puchhte kyo ho
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Bade Zalim He Teri Gali K Bache
Kutte Piche Laga K Kehte He
Race Sanso Ki
Race Dardken Ki..
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In a bottle
There are 10 Fishes.,
1 is taken out
&
The Water Level increases-how.?
Other 9 Fish r Crying.!
Thats friendship
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Ladki: Mere Piche Q Aa Rahe Ho?
Dekho Tumhare Piche Meri Maa Aa Rahi H
Ladka: Hum Log Khandani Aashiq H
Teri Maa K Piche Mera Baap Aa Raha H
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Kuch Nahi.
Happy Raha Karo!
Bas Yehi Kehna tha..
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Meaning of Bmw-Bhoat Mehangi wali car
Jelebi ko Female dish kyu kehte hai?
Kyuki ye kabhi sidhi nahi ho sakti..!!
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This is MAGIC!
Press down 12times u'll c MAGIC free of cost
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Aaj bhi log tumhe "ULLU" banate he.
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Santa 60th B'day
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi Isliye 60 Watt k bulb laga diya..!
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Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?
ISRO..?
NASA..?
No..
Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET ME ROCKET HAI"
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Kuch Aasman se Tapkaye gaye hain
Kuch Upar se Ludkaye gaye hain
Kahan Milte hai Aap jaise DOST
Aap to Order de ke banwaye gaye hain
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In A Job:
Interviewer>Apko Kitne Saalo Ka Tajurba HAI?
Santa>Sorry Sir,Mujhe Saalo Ka Nahi
3 Saalio Ka Tajurba HAI
Bcz Mere Saale Nahi Hain!
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One Angel Come to Me
& Asked 4 The Most
Intlligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet Person
So
I Give Them Ur Address
Dekha
Kais ULLU banya?
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BANTA= Q Ro Rahe Ho ?
SANTA= Meri Murgi Marr Gayi
BANTA= Tera Baap Mara,Par Tu Nahi Roya?
SANTA= Mera Baap Ande Thodi Deta Tha..!
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Chodo yaar
Tune Kaun Sa Amal Karna Hai!
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Tumne Mera DiL Toda,
Mujhe Hua Pain
WahWah
Tumne Mera DiL Toda,
Mujhe Hua Pain
Wah Wah
Give Me Some Sunshine,
Give Me Some Rain.!
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Tuze na thi mere pyar ki khabar
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wah wah
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Tuze na thi mere pyar ki khabar
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Diagram galat ho gayi,
rubber de rubber.
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Lattest pj
Mammy ne pappu ko film dekhne se roka..
Mammy ne pappu ko film dekhne se roka..
kyuki film ka naam tha love sexx aur dokha.
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Kaunsi 2 Jagah Hai..
..Jaha Pe Banda Nahi Marta.?
Socho.?
Socha.?
Nahi Pata.?
Wo 2 Jagah Hai..
Star Plus
aur
Cartoon Network..
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Plz help a boy who urgently needs.
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1.A Honda accord
2.An i-pod
3.A Laptop
4.A Trip2 Singapore
5.US $1000000
Plz Help Me..
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Love means 668437
Advice means 8322437
Anytime 3743637
Life means 847455
Bt
Friend means 968
(Type in dictionary )
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Kheriyat To hai is TIME mis call di?
Ye msg Sab ko Send Karo
or Dekho Kitne bewaquf
log sochte he k Maine Nahi di
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Ager apko meri Ammi ko meri Shikayat Laganey ka MOQA mile
to App Meri Konsi Shikayat Lagaoe Gaye..?
Reply
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